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[01 Dec 2005|09:29am]

phxgreenfire
[ mood | nauseated ]

Has anyone seen that new fucking crappy Subway commercial. They did a good job with the food on the table, making it look appetizing, but having Jared's ugly ass over it makes me lose my appetite. I hope he keeps picking at those olives and gains that 300 lbs back to his ass, thighs, gut and man titties and out of his head.

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[12 Nov 2005|06:54pm]

jar_head
1) Who the hell are you?
my name is jared. most people call me jear.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
why do i hate jared fogle? hmm... lets see... why do i hate jared fogle. because he made my high school years a living hell? because i STILL get "jared? LIKE THE GUY FROM SUBWAY?" cracks. because hes an all around fat slob who made a shitty sub chain even shittier? no, just because he is. because i loathe him more than any human being in the world. because i cant express my hatred for this man over the internet. this ones for all the people who ever made a subway joke about me. FUCK YOU.
3) Is Jared the devil?
no, hes damn close though.
4) Do you like sandwiches?
i love sandwiches
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
my fists. i would go fists of fury/street fighter on his pussy ass.

thank you for this community.
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hi everyone [16 Apr 2005|01:45pm]
slimchill
1) Who the hell are you?
slim, djslimchill, dj sandwiches!, vito victrola, etc. www.slimchill.com
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
he promotes eating crappy subs
3) Is Jared the devil?
he is simply the minion of the evil subway corporation
4) Do you like sandwiches?
ilikesandwiches.com (under construction)
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
i would drown him in mayonaisse.
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Boooo Jared! He s anime!!! [17 Jul 2004|07:54am]

corky_jr
[ mood | good ]

Was at Conneticon today. An anime convention and one of the voice actors d subway because they closed down his favorite video store to build a subway.

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subway with satan [07 May 2004|07:25pm]

porksoda460712


i have to say, jared really is a lame ass.
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[04 Mar 2004|11:07pm]

kat0lina419
[ mood | groggy ]

Both our moderators died.

What a drag :(

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</3 Jared </3 [13 Jan 2004|05:50pm]
_draintheblood_
[ mood | amused ]

1) Who the hell are you? I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
3) Is Jared the devil? No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. DIE JARED DIE. *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle...

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<b>1) Who the hell are you?</b> I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
<b>2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?</b> Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
<b>3) Is Jared the devil?</b> No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
<b>4) Do you like sandwiches?</b> Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
<b>5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?</b> I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. <b>DIE JARED DIE.</b> *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle... <insert: devilish laughter>

Much love my Jared-hating home g's!!!

<3 ~Colleen~ <3
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[08 Jan 2004|07:23pm]

phxgreenfire
1) Who the hell are you? Rob...Jared is one half the reason I hate Subway. I also have an ex I would want to bury that used to work there (and probably still does...fucking asshole)
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? He’s more annoying than Jack from Jack in the Box and that smile freaks me out. I mean Jesus fucking Christ...can he not close his goddamn mouth...EVER?
3) Is Jared the devil? No. And I’ll tell you why. I’m an English literature major and I’ve read many concepts of the Devil. Take “Faust” and “Paradise Lost.” I won’t go into full details, but Goethe and Milton both gave the Dark Prince likeable characteristics. Jared Fogle has no likeable traits.
4) Do you like sandwiches? I can’t let Fogle win. I will eat sandwiches, that is in the platonic sense, but not from Subway.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I would strangle him with barbed wire, piss on his twitching body and kick him the kidney, leaving him in the cold to die.
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Souls have 5g of fat or less [27 Nov 2003|03:14pm]

paat
[ mood | full ]

I wonder what Jared is eating for Thanksgiving.
Hopefully they didn't have to specially open a Subway for him today.

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>:o [28 Oct 2003|09:50am]

colorfuldust
[ mood | angry ]

The new Jared commercial pisses me off. "It's ok, I had Subway for lunch!" He's just so irritating. Why are they still using Jared in their commercials!? He makes me not want to eat Subway.

I've been here awhile but haven't posted yet.

1) Who the hell are you? Jamie, current Subway hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because I don't really like the fact that he's making money because he lost weight. There are so many people every day who lose a lot of weight and no one really goes crazy about it. I don't know I just don't like him.
3) Is Jared the devil? I believe the devil is Chris Carrabba, but Jared could be his evil sidekick.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Yes. But not Subway. They kinda suck anyway [not just because of Jared]. Quizno's is scrum-diddly-umptious.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I'd strangle him with his old fatty clothes.

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This is so ridiculous. I love it. [30 Aug 2003|12:55am]
x_ladytron_x
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[29 Aug 2003|02:37am]

metrostar
[ mood | sleepy ]

I was watching a rerun of Insomniac and Dave Attel was in Salt Lake City.

Sumbitch, he happens to run into that fucker Jared.

The bastard smokes. He even gave Dave a light. What a hypocritical fuck.

I guess he needs his lungs about as much as he needed that four hundred pounds of excess humanage.

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[19 Aug 2003|01:00am]

morrisseydork
1) Who the hell are you?
Disgruntled Ex-Subway employee who was unfortunate to be working when the Jared Craze hit the Earth like a 10 ton meteorite.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
Cos I made one too many Cold Cut Trio's with extra cheese and mayonnaise for big fat bitches who wanted to be on the "jared diet"
3) Is Jared the devil?
In a battle between Jason v. Jared v. Freddy ... I dont think I need to mention who would be triumphant. Jason and Freddy would be turned into sandwiches with 5 grams of fat or less!
4) Do you like sandwiches?
If I could have Jared Fogle deli-sliced between two slices of wheat bread, then yes, I like sandwiches.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
Cover him in mayonnaise, cold cuts and extra cheese and feed him to the "Jared dieting" masses.

I hate that motherfucker.
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[25 Jul 2003|07:35am]

metrostar
[ mood | hungry ]

GeneralCDogg (6:17:50 AM): Where in Rhode Island do you guys go?
mandaistehsuck (6:18:21 AM): right near providence, which is awesome because they have that huge mall.
GeneralCDogg (6:19:06 AM): Ah, sweet
mandaistehsuck (6:21:27 AM): haha yeah. jared fogle was there once. but not when i was there. thank god.
GeneralCDogg (6:22:17 AM): heh. The Lord of the Sandwich
GeneralCDogg (6:22:27 AM): I really hate that guy
mandaistehsuck (6:22:56 AM): you should join my anti-jared community
GeneralCDogg (6:23:37 AM): *shameless plug!* heh
mandaistehsuck (6:24:23 AM): hahahaha i know, right? but come on, he sucked so bad that i just had to make a community about it
GeneralCDogg (6:25:05 AM): No judgements here. I'd've probably done it myself if I had thought about it.
mandaistehsuck (6:25:37 AM): he's so stupid! oh yeah, and he ALWAYS wears khakis.
GeneralCDogg (6:26:28 AM): haha. I never really noticed that 'til right now
mandaistehsuck (6:27:11 AM): haha, well he does. i don't think i've ever seen him in jeans. what a pussy.
GeneralCDogg (6:28:33 AM): Khaki pants were probably the only kind large enough to fit him when he still weighed a million pounds so he's probably still used to them
mandaistehsuck (6:28:48 AM): HAHAHA
mandaistehsuck (6:29:14 AM): i bet he was cooler when he was fat. like a big fat party animal. in hawaiian shirts and stuff.
mandaistehsuck (6:29:40 AM): he probably had the biggest bong on campus.
GeneralCDogg (6:30:18 AM): and it was probably shaped like a 12 foot sub
mandaistehsuck (6:32:17 AM): HAHAHAHA
mandaistehsuck (6:32:27 AM): i bet he tried to eat it when he was high
GeneralCDogg (6:33:16 AM): heh, and then all the bong water spilled into his mouth
mandaistehsuck (6:33:47 AM): haha yeah and then he'd be like, "OH DUDE! I'M SO STONED!"
mandaistehsuck (6:33:56 AM): "AND FAT"
GeneralCDogg (6:34:21 AM): ANd then burst into tears when he realized how pathetic he must seem
GeneralCDogg (6:34:32 AM): And that's when he waddled into Subway
GeneralCDogg (6:34:43 AM): MAn, we could totally write commercials for them
mandaistehsuck (6:35:53 AM): HAHAHA this is genuis!
mandaistehsuck (6:36:13 AM): i'd like to see a sad, crying, fat jared!
mandaistehsuck (6:36:16 AM): i'm so mean.
GeneralCDogg (6:36:46 AM): It's okay to be mean to people who are just plain horrible
GeneralCDogg (6:36:59 AM): IT's like kicking Hitler in the balls or smething
mandaistehsuck (6:40:41 AM): haha, you have a point
GeneralCDogg (6:42:12 AM): <--is now a member of the Anti-Jared Army
mandaistehsuck (6:43:52 AM): bwahahahaha

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Hi, I'm new [25 Jul 2003|07:21am]

metrostar
[ mood | hungry ]

1) Who the hell are you?
To the internet at large, I am Metro. Love me!
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
Lying dirty rotten thieving whore for The Man. He also has more money than I do, albeit by getting paid to trick absolute morons, but still.
3) Is Jared the devil?
Absolutely, without a doubt. He's Rosemary's fuckin' baby. He's evil incarnate. He's the snake tongued conjurer. Send him back to Hell.
4) Do you like sandwiches?
Yes. Sandwiches kick ass. I'll even admit that I eat at Subway on occasion. I guess that makes me a hypocrite. Meh.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
Probably batter him with something blunt and trauma inducing. Like a nice big baseball bat. What can I say, I'm old fashioned.

I love you all.

That's not much of a question......oh....

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Sandwiches. [22 Jul 2003|10:38pm]
x_ladytron_x
[ mood | nauseated ]

I was just thinking, and I came to a realization. Meatball sandwiches seem sort of gross. Meatballs on bread seems like too much. Then I thought about tuna melts, which I am at a crossroads on. I don't know anymore. Ever since it came to my full attention that i would be consuming fish and dairy at once, I wanted to vomit. Mayonnaise makes me want to barf too. Actually, now that I think about it, meatball sandwiches don't sound as sickening as meatloaf sandwiches. I'm going to stop because I'm just making myself sick. I'm not saying all fish is gross. I just dislike tuna because it, well, tastes foul. It's so gross.

DISCUSS

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[16 Jul 2003|09:23pm]
x_ladytron_x
1 w1LL h4x0r t3h j4r3|)
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I Love Jared [14 Jul 2003|08:17pm]

kadarwil
[ mood | chipper ]

1) Who the hell are you? The Future Mrs. Jared Fogle, of course.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Hate him? Why would I hate him? We're getting married and we're going to have lots of babies and eat Subway sandwiches together as well as create a daily exercise plan.
3) Is Jared the devil? How dare you! Jared and I are Baptist Christians I'll have you know and we're going to attend church together every Sunday once he realizes he's in love with me and marries me.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Of course! Subway sandwiches are the best! Jared inspired me and since I first saw his commercial I've lost 463 pounds!
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? That's not very funny. I would never hurt my Jarry-poo. We're going to be in love you know. Did I mention that?

Well, you guys seem kind of moody and have said some mean things about Jared, but I'm sure that deep down you really do love him and are super special for devoting this site to him! I'm gonna drop in and say hi lots!

Bye all!
Mrs. Jared Fogle

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oh crud buckets. [13 Jul 2003|12:25am]

nothingshocking
[ mood | bitchy ]

i forgot to do this shiz.

1) Who the hell are you? colleen
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? he's just an all-around asshole.
3) Is Jared the devil? uh.. CHA! have you sene this guy? of course he is!
4) Do you like sandwiches? vegan, asshole.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? i would shove that goddamn "diet" plan up his huge, gaping asshole

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[12 Jul 2003|07:48pm]

bouncing_shoes
1) Who the hell are you? i`m maribeth;; fool. you better recognize.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? because he thinks he`s SOOO cool + he`s just not. plus;; he eats his boogers.
3) Is Jared the devil? YES. he makes babies + little children cry.
4) Do you like sandwiches? yes! infact;; i LOVE sandwhiches. i think they are scrumptious. but i prefer to call them "sammitches".
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? i would beat him with a subway sandwhich + pour a 20oz softdrink in his eyes. just for irony + spite.
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