I've been here awhile but haven't posted yet.
1) Who the hell are you? Jamie, current Subway hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because I don't really like the fact that he's making money because he lost weight. There are so many people every day who lose a lot of weight and no one really goes crazy about it. I don't know I just don't like him.
3) Is Jared the devil? I believe the devil is Chris Carrabba, but Jared could be his evil sidekick.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Yes. But not Subway. They kinda suck anyway [not just because of Jared]. Quizno's is scrum-diddly-umptious.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I'd strangle him with his old fatty clothes.