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1) Who the hell are you? I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
3) Is Jared the devil? No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. DIE JARED DIE. *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle...
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<b>1) Who the hell are you?</b> I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
<b>2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?</b> Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
<b>3) Is Jared the devil?</b> No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
<b>4) Do you like sandwiches?</b> Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
<b>5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?</b> I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. <b>DIE JARED DIE.</b> *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle... <insert: devilish laughter>

Much love my Jared-hating home g's!!!

<3 ~Colleen~ <3
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