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Has anyone seen that new fucking crappy Subway commercial. They did a good job with the food on the table, making it look appetizing, but having Jared's ugly ass over it makes me lose my appetite. I hope he keeps picking at those olives and gains that 300 lbs back to his ass, thighs, gut and man titties and out of his head.
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1) Who the hell are you?
my name is jared. most people call me jear.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
why do i hate jared fogle? hmm... lets see... why do i hate jared fogle. because he made my high school years a living hell? because i STILL get "jared? LIKE THE GUY FROM SUBWAY?" cracks. because hes an all around fat slob who made a shitty sub chain even shittier? no, just because he is. because i loathe him more than any human being in the world. because i cant express my hatred for this man over the internet. this ones for all the people who ever made a subway joke about me. FUCK YOU.
3) Is Jared the devil?
no, hes damn close though.
4) Do you like sandwiches?
i love sandwiches
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
my fists. i would go fists of fury/street fighter on his pussy ass.

thank you for this community.

hi everyone

1) Who the hell are you?
slim, djslimchill, dj sandwiches!, vito victrola, etc. www.slimchill.com
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
he promotes eating crappy subs
3) Is Jared the devil?
he is simply the minion of the evil subway corporation
4) Do you like sandwiches?
ilikesandwiches.com (under construction)
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
i would drown him in mayonaisse.

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1) Who the hell are you? I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
3) Is Jared the devil? No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. DIE JARED DIE. *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle...
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<b>1) Who the hell are you?</b> I'm Colleen, a dedicated Jared hater.
<b>2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?</b> Because he is still a big fatty and he's madddddddddddd ugly and he makes me go eeeewwww. Plus, those Subway commercials where it's all like "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" I'd like to make an anti-Jared commercial that has a mass murderer who just committed 784 murders saying "It's OK! I had Subway for lunch!" and show all the American public that Jared=bad.
<b>3) Is Jared the devil?</b> No, the devil is much more likable than Jared Fogle.
<b>4) Do you like sandwiches?</b> Only if they're Quizno's. Subway=Jared Fogle=total gross out factor=yuck=no=ewwwwww=no. Can you dig it?
<b>5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?</b> I would take one of his damn beloved Subway sandwiches and freeze it. I would carry this around with me everywhere, and when I meet Jared, I would brutally beat him over the head with the sub. Hah. <b>DIE JARED DIE.</b> *feels warm and bubbly inside* Weee, I dream of the day when I can kill Jared Fogle... <insert: devilish laughter>

Much love my Jared-hating home g's!!!

<3 ~Colleen~ <3
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1) Who the hell are you? Rob...Jared is one half the reason I hate Subway. I also have an ex I would want to bury that used to work there (and probably still does...fucking asshole)
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? He’s more annoying than Jack from Jack in the Box and that smile freaks me out. I mean Jesus fucking Christ...can he not close his goddamn mouth...EVER?
3) Is Jared the devil? No. And I’ll tell you why. I’m an English literature major and I’ve read many concepts of the Devil. Take “Faust” and “Paradise Lost.” I won’t go into full details, but Goethe and Milton both gave the Dark Prince likeable characteristics. Jared Fogle has no likeable traits.
4) Do you like sandwiches? I can’t let Fogle win. I will eat sandwiches, that is in the platonic sense, but not from Subway.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I would strangle him with barbed wire, piss on his twitching body and kick him the kidney, leaving him in the cold to die.
i don&#39;t wanna fall to pieces

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The new Jared commercial pisses me off. "It's ok, I had Subway for lunch!" He's just so irritating. Why are they still using Jared in their commercials!? He makes me not want to eat Subway.

I've been here awhile but haven't posted yet.

1) Who the hell are you? Jamie, current Subway hater.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because I don't really like the fact that he's making money because he lost weight. There are so many people every day who lose a lot of weight and no one really goes crazy about it. I don't know I just don't like him.
3) Is Jared the devil? I believe the devil is Chris Carrabba, but Jared could be his evil sidekick.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Yes. But not Subway. They kinda suck anyway [not just because of Jared]. Quizno's is scrum-diddly-umptious.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? I'd strangle him with his old fatty clothes.
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