July 11th, 2003

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Welcome to the new Jared community. Discuss your contempt for Jared or post your Jared stories, encounters, etc., but most of all, have fun.

Eat Jared fresh,
Amanda
  • Current Music
    Iggy Pop - The Passenger

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1) Who the hell are you? I am joint manager of this jared_is_lame community.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because he is a boring, repulsive, lying piece of shit who is making thousands by spreading the disease that is the Jared Fogle way of living.
3) Is Jared the devil? JARED FOGLE IS SATAN AND HE MUST BE DESTROYED.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Schlotzkys is where it's at, bitch.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? Well, since I created this question, I already have an answer. I would assault him using a double-headed axe. First, I would hit him with the blunt part of the axe, then I'd cut him into cold cuts and serve him on a 6-inch Parmesan Oregano bread with pepperjack, lettuce, onion, tomatoe, olives, salt, pepper, vinegar, and oil. Mmm, Jared meat.
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    Interpol "Say Hello to the Angels"

Member Survey

If you could answer this, that would be super.

1) Who the hell are you?
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
3) Is Jared the devil?
4) Do you like sandwiches?
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?

I love you all.
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    Travis - Good Feeling

Jared told me that if I didn't fill out this survey that he would burn my house down

1) Who the hell are you? The joint-moderator of this wonderful community.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? He had sexual relations with my sandwich when I wasn't looking, and then I ate it.
3) Is Jared the devil? Yes, he appears in my dreams at night and tells me to have sexual relations with Macaulay Culkin, steal his money and burn down his house.
4) Do you like sandwiches? As long as it isn't a Jared-Amanda-Macaulay sandwich. Or if Jared didn't have sexual relations with it and it tastes good.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? Two words: my penis
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    Hulk Hogan - Real American

penis

I love the fact that we have 69 interests.

We're evil sluts.

JARED STILL HAS A VAGINA
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    Belle and Sebastian - Get Me Away From Here, I'm Dying