in the middle picture of this wonderful community's icon, JARED [the bastard] looks an awful lot like arnold schwartzeneggar [yea yea, can't spell] in the movie JUNIOR. arnold is the devil giving birth in that movie, very much like the devil who used to look like he was giving multiple births [JARED].
oh, if only i could speak english. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT THOUGH
a few years ago [2001 to be exact].. maybe in april or may or so.. i was in providence, ri. my friend and i were going to a concert that night, but we wanted to waste some time so we headed on over to providence place [the mall].
as we walked through the food court, to my horror i saw a giant banner displaying jared's ugly face, announcing his upcoming visit to subway-land in that very food court.
luckily, i live in nh and was not around for that date when he came.
*shudders* STILL, i came so close to the apocolypse. [it would have been an apocolypse.. somehow]
1) Who the hell are you? i`m maribeth;; fool. you better recognize.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? because he thinks he`s SOOO cool + he`s just not. plus;; he eats his boogers.
3) Is Jared the devil? YES. he makes babies + little children cry.
4) Do you like sandwiches? yes! infact;; i LOVE sandwhiches. i think they are scrumptious. but i prefer to call them "sammitches".
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? i would beat him with a subway sandwhich + pour a 20oz softdrink in his eyes. just for irony + spite.