August 19th, 2003

purple

(no subject)

1) Who the hell are you?
Disgruntled Ex-Subway employee who was unfortunate to be working when the Jared Craze hit the Earth like a 10 ton meteorite.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
Cos I made one too many Cold Cut Trio's with extra cheese and mayonnaise for big fat bitches who wanted to be on the "jared diet"
3) Is Jared the devil?
In a battle between Jason v. Jared v. Freddy ... I dont think I need to mention who would be triumphant. Jason and Freddy would be turned into sandwiches with 5 grams of fat or less!
4) Do you like sandwiches?
If I could have Jared Fogle deli-sliced between two slices of wheat bread, then yes, I like sandwiches.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
Cover him in mayonnaise, cold cuts and extra cheese and feed him to the "Jared dieting" masses.

I hate that motherfucker.