April 16th, 2005

hi everyone

1) Who the hell are you?
slim, djslimchill, dj sandwiches!, vito victrola, etc. www.slimchill.com
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
he promotes eating crappy subs
3) Is Jared the devil?
he is simply the minion of the evil subway corporation
4) Do you like sandwiches?
ilikesandwiches.com (under construction)
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
i would drown him in mayonaisse.