1) Who the hell are you? colleen
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? he's just an all-around asshole.
3) Is Jared the devil? uh.. CHA! have you sene this guy? of course he is!
4) Do you like sandwiches? vegan, asshole.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? i would shove that goddamn "diet" plan up his huge, gaping asshole