Mr. Unlucky (metrostar) wrote in jared_is_lame,
Mr. Unlucky

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Hi, I'm new

1) Who the hell are you?
To the internet at large, I am Metro. Love me!
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
Lying dirty rotten thieving whore for The Man. He also has more money than I do, albeit by getting paid to trick absolute morons, but still.
3) Is Jared the devil?
Absolutely, without a doubt. He's Rosemary's fuckin' baby. He's evil incarnate. He's the snake tongued conjurer. Send him back to Hell.
4) Do you like sandwiches?
Yes. Sandwiches kick ass. I'll even admit that I eat at Subway on occasion. I guess that makes me a hypocrite. Meh.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?
Probably batter him with something blunt and trauma inducing. Like a nice big baseball bat. What can I say, I'm old fashioned.

I love you all.

That's not much of a question......oh....
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