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a memory i wish i could forget. [12 Jul 2003|12:36am]

nothingshocking
a few years ago [2001 to be exact].. maybe in april or may or so.. i was in providence, ri. my friend and i were going to a concert that night, but we wanted to waste some time so we headed on over to providence place [the mall].

as we walked through the food court, to my horror i saw a giant banner displaying jared's ugly face, announcing his upcoming visit to subway-land in that very food court.

luckily, i live in nh and was not around for that date when he came.

*shudders* STILL, i came so close to the apocolypse. [it would have been an apocolypse.. somehow]

the end.
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[12 Jul 2003|12:28am]

nothingshocking
in the middle picture of this wonderful community's icon, JARED [the bastard] looks an awful lot like arnold schwartzeneggar [yea yea, can't spell] in the movie JUNIOR. arnold is the devil giving birth in that movie, very much like the devil who used to look like he was giving multiple births [JARED].

oh, if only i could speak english. YOU KNOW I'M RIGHT THOUGH
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penis [11 Jul 2003|09:01pm]
x_ladytron_x
[ mood | pleased ]

I love the fact that we have 69 interests.

We're evil sluts.

JARED STILL HAS A VAGINA

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Jared told me that if I didn't fill out this survey that he would burn my house down [11 Jul 2003|02:50am]
x_ladytron_x
[ mood | devious ]

1) Who the hell are you? The joint-moderator of this wonderful community.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? He had sexual relations with my sandwich when I wasn't looking, and then I ate it.
3) Is Jared the devil? Yes, he appears in my dreams at night and tells me to have sexual relations with Macaulay Culkin, steal his money and burn down his house.
4) Do you like sandwiches? As long as it isn't a Jared-Amanda-Macaulay sandwich. Or if Jared didn't have sexual relations with it and it tastes good.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? Two words: my penis

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[11 Jul 2003|01:12am]

ex_glamicon751
[ mood | amused ]

1) Who the hell are you? I am joint manager of this jared_is_lame community.
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle? Because he is a boring, repulsive, lying piece of shit who is making thousands by spreading the disease that is the Jared Fogle way of living.
3) Is Jared the devil? JARED FOGLE IS SATAN AND HE MUST BE DESTROYED.
4) Do you like sandwiches? Schlotzkys is where it's at, bitch.
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what? Well, since I created this question, I already have an answer. I would assault him using a double-headed axe. First, I would hit him with the blunt part of the axe, then I'd cut him into cold cuts and serve him on a 6-inch Parmesan Oregano bread with pepperjack, lettuce, onion, tomatoe, olives, salt, pepper, vinegar, and oil. Mmm, Jared meat.

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Member Survey [11 Jul 2003|01:44am]
x_ladytron_x
[ mood | working ]

If you could answer this, that would be super.

1) Who the hell are you?
2) Why do you hate Jared Fogle?
3) Is Jared the devil?
4) Do you like sandwiches?
5) If you met Jared in a deserted alley, how would you assault him and with what?

I love you all.

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[11 Jul 2003|12:04am]
x_ladytron_x
[ mood | pleased ]

Welcome to the new Jared community. Discuss your contempt for Jared or post your Jared stories, encounters, etc., but most of all, have fun.

Eat Jared fresh,
Amanda

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